The trouble with Rapid Cycling bloggers

I have just received a metaphorical kick in the arse by one Miss Seaneen Molloy, in the form of an email stating that I had better “UPDATE OR SHALL I FIND YOU AND MAKE YOU DO SO”. As she does not seem the type of person I should like to cross, and because my gross negligence of this project has officially crossed over into the realm of hilarity; I find myself once again inspired and ready for literary buffoonery.

I had actually began a post at some point early last month, but failed to finish for reasons made obvious by the post itself. I had intended to return to it and revise, but then my mood pendulum swung gaily to the left, and hitting ‘publish’ would have felt quite like lying, so I let it go.

But here it is anyway, just in case you were wondering

Panic Aggression and Par-annoy-a

Nothing is wrong. No one is upset with me and I haven’t started any major fires yet. I am not in trouble with the law and I still have a job. I am not being evicted, my little has been fed and tended to and my living room is as tidy as it is ever going to be.

So why am I so ferociously afraid? What is this constant lump in my throat and why do I feel like my life is spiraling out of control? I am Catherine O’Hara on the airplane just before she screams “KEVIN!”

I have completely ruined life and am desperately searching for the reset button.

Logically, I am having an episode. I dropped enough acid in my formative years to be able talk myself down from anything, but mostly it just feels like rationalization. Everything is fine. God’s not disappointed in me. I still am only a minuscule speck in an ever expanding universe and nothing, NOTHING that I have done or could do in my life will cause so much of an upheaval that it will upset the balance of reality. This isn’t real. This is a by-product of my cranial fizzes and pops not fizzing and popping like they oughtta. Logically, I’m right on track.

I wish my emotions were logical.

Whew! Thank Frank that’s over. I am actually quite fine now, thank you. I have just celebrated my 28th complete revolution around the sun. I had literally The Best Birthday of my life thus far. My favorite boys played a show and I danced like my life depended on it. Honestly, if you ever get a chance to see A Gun That Shoots Knives, please, please do so. They embody giddiness and all that is magical in the world.

The fantastical night of debauchery and Tom Foolery was followed by an early morning drive to my old stomping grounds for a memorial of epic proportions. A favorite uncle and truly inspiring human being had passed away this winter, having family and friends dispersed across at least three states, the memorial had been postponed until the snow had a chance to melt.

The six hour car ride alone was an experience unto itself. I had mixed two-hundred and forty minutes of choice music and giggled in the back seat with my little one while my buddy Jimmy and my Auntie bonded in the front. I cried from happy nearly the entire way as I had pretty much had the greatest night prior, and was headed to see almost my entire family and many of my most favorite folk who have known me since I was just wee, and continue to love me regardless.

I was allowed to cut the reigns on the kiddo and let her run free with all of the other wild children. We do not live in a small town, and my grip is tight and smothering to a young one with such strong wings and desire to use them. But once in the safety of my old home, the baby was off and flying.

I was relishing in my own freedom too. I used to be afraid of people who knew me too well. I had always felt that too much familiarity would somehow stifle growth. As if those around us could keep us trapped and can limit us by their preconceived notions of who we are. Oh, I could not have been more wrong.

For someone who often feels disconnected from humanity, unconditional love can hit hard and unexpectedly, leaving no room for anxiety and self doubt.

I am so unbelievably and unwaveringly grateful for those who count me a part of their lives and have carved out small me-sized spaces in their hearts for me. I can be quite a lot to deal with, and at times I seem so self absorbed that I am not seeing you. But I am. I always am. Sometimes I just don’t possess the language to tell you.You keep me humble.

I came home from my trip to find that some good friends had cleaned my room in my absence. BEST. BIRTHDAY. EVER!

With butterfly kisses and marmalade dreams. Your Everlovin’,



Bipolar and The Single Parent Pt. I

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(in which C.T.W. gets all snippy with everyone)

I almost didn’t want to write about parenting. For one thing, I wanted to keep this blaaahg as ageless and genderless as possible, being able to relate to the world as an anonymous entity co-existing within two playing fields. For another, well, who the hell am I to be giving parenting tips!? My experience as a mother is somewhere between overwhelming love and gut-wrenching guilt. I am both timid and fierce in my beliefs, yet maintain that I have no fucking clue as to what I am doing.

The decision to become a single parent was difficult to the the point that words could not begin to express. I got knocked up. There really is no polite way to say it. I was 18, a billion miles from home and too independent for my own good. There was no relationship, no love, no sweet summer romance. I got knocked up fair and square. That’s it. Being avidly pro-choice, I knew my options. I was more than ready to make that choice, So ready, in fact, that I booked the appointment. What business did I have bringing up an entire human when I wasn’t even fully formed myself?

Now, I am not going to get into the Mania vs. Divinity subject right now, that is for a later post. But I will say, that the night before the appointment, God told me to keep the baby. And I have not regretted the decision since. Wish I had done things a bit differently? Hell yes, but no regret. Never regret. I can honestly say that child has saved my life.

I am a good mother, but a sloppy human.

This is important to remember, as the two are easily confused. I wasn’t officially diagnosed with manic depression as an adult until my daughter was eight. Before then I just thought I sucked at life. Lethargy equated with laziness and my manic lapses in judgment were just plain old stupidity. I am not saying that every poor decision I have made in my life can be blamed on bipolar disorder, this ain’t no crutch, baby. What I am saying is that those of us afflicted, can be quite a bit more critical of ourselves than need be. Everyone can be a bit tough on themselves from time to time, for some it is a way of life (yes, I am talkin’ to you, Catholics), but for many of us BiPo’s, a thought is a belief. An all encompassing one at that. “I am talking too much” becomes “I talk too much” then “I talk so much that I must not be listening” to “I am a bad listener and a horrible friend” becomes “I am a truly terrible person” and finally, “I am a disgusting unenlightened sack of shit.” That thought will roll around in your head for a bit, until you decide that it would be best if you just stay out of public for a while. You might as well draft apology letters to everyone you know, while you’re at it.

Enter the onslaught of blatant criticism that every parent faces. When you have a child you learn that everyone in the world knows how to raise your baby better than you, and boy howdy, are they ready to tell you all about it. I have had drug addicts give me parenting advice, I shit you not. But I never knew how to stand up for myself, because I never thought I had the right to. I took every criticism as given. Every judgment as fact. I had literally no confidence in myself as a person, let alone as a mother.

But when you are a parent, you just don’t get to give up. When that child is such a source of inspiring, magical, sparkle power, you just have to do your best. I have and will continue to bring my daughter up to the very best of my ability; which is why it can be so crushing when those around you are anything less than supportive. For someone who’s emotions are amplified to a deafening degree and holds the opinions of others higher than her own, all that judgment tells her is that her very best just isn’t good enough. That she will never be enough.

I want to stress that if the child is in no harm, is not being neglected or being used as a nurse-maid, your critiques will want to be saved for a time when the parent is not experiencing an episode. If you see that the child is in any danger, however, remove them from the home immediately and call 911. Remember that the parent will require hospitalization if the situation has become that dire. Make sure you can build yourself a good support group for the process, these are emotional decisions to make. A person with manic depression can be fully functioning for years without conflict, some never experience a severe enough episode to require hospitalization. Having one does not make them a bad person, but when a child is involved it reaches a whole new level of severity.

Ok, now that we have all the heavy stuff out of the way, let’s get back to some of the day to day crap that makes us BiPo’s oh-so-much fun to be around. Did I ever tell you how much I love to make lists? I make lists of lists I need to make… until I feel like a crazy person- Oh here’s one:

How to be supportive of a bipolar parent

  1. Don’t make me an obligation. If you don’t enjoy being here, it is not helpful to me. If you martyr yourself for my benefit, it will make us both resentful. I feel useless and burdensome when I am treated like a chore and will be less likely to ask for your help in the future.
  2. Don’t assume I need your help. Unwarranted assistance, as well intentioned as it is, can seem really condescending. If you see that I am not helping my child with their homework, it is most likely because I want them to work independently at that moment, not because I am too tired. If you step in, you are only undermining me. Do not start tidying my things without asking, it makes me feel messy. If I need your help, I will bribe you with treats.
  3. Do ask: Asking is AWESOME! When you are up to it and want to help out, especially if I seem deflated or overly agitated, please ask! “Do you want me to take the kiddo out for dinner?” “Do you guys feel like watching a movie, I can go get us one.” “Would you like some alone time? I could use the little one’s help picking out picture frames at the market.” Remember not to make it sound like a judgment, especially during an episode. We don’t want you walking on eggshells, we are just extremely delicate during those times.
  4. Don’t tell us that our illness is affecting our children. We know! And we are infinity sorry for it. They didn’t ask for this any more than we did. But it’s not as if we’re heroin addicts, and we should just stop doing smack, this is just what our lives look like. If I am depressed and you tell me that it is impacting my child, what exactly am I supposed to do about it. STOP BEING DEPRESSED!? ‘Oh… that was easy, why didn’t I think of that before? I suppose I can go on and lead a normal life now! I’ll just pull meself up by the old bootstraps and get on with it!’ We pop the child onto our shoulders and tap dance away into the sunset while whistling a jaunty tune… End scene. … If we could fix it, we would. If it doesn’t seem like we are doing anything to get better, look closer. Sometimes hunkering down waiting it out is all we can do. If the kids are fed, bathed and attention is being paid, even if it is just in the form of snuggling with a movie (yes, even on a sunny day), let us have that. Sometimes just getting out of bed is a small victory.
  5. Do see for yourself: Before you pass judgment, spend some time with us and watch how we interact with each other. If you have assumptions about my parenting skills because of my illness, come have a look-see. Maybe we slept in for the third time in a week, because my meds needed adjusting and the laundry never quite made it out of the hamper and are all wrinkled. Maybe I missed work two days in a row, because I was just too effing tired and the little ones glasses are still sitting broken on the kitchen table. That is only one snapshot of our multifaceted lives. Come on over next week and see how we have made button bracelets and painted cards for our friends. See how we rallied together to make some awesome vegan tacos. See how the Grand Champion got all of her homework done a whole day early and gets to pick out two extra books at the library. See how we learn about Leafy Sea Dragons and Bats. We have good days and we have bad days, just like you. Let’s keep focusing on the positive.
  6. If something seems really wrong, ask some more: As parents, we don’t often have the luxury of losing our shit at will. While, yes, sometimes outbursts just cannot be controlled, we have learned to hide, conceal and, when all else fails, apologize. Yet more often than not, we just downright pretend. We pretend that we are sneezing, not crying. We pretend we are sick, not sad. We pretend that we got up early, not stayed up all night. We pretend to laugh, pretend amazement, pretend to be having fun. We pretend that we’re pretending to be jumpy. We pretend that we are not terrified of the Vastness of the Infinite and the Interconnectedness of the Everything . We pretend for them, so they don’t worry. They are much too young to worry. The problem is, we get so good at the pretend that sometimes we forget to shut it off. We pretend when we’re with you, because we don’t remember how to emote on purpose, or perhaps we don’t want to be a burden on you or get too heavy. You can even play along if you like, if you don’t feel like delving too deep. We can stay on the surface like little clipper ships. But if you are sensing a disturbance just underneath like a whale or a giant squid or the shifting of tectonic plates and feel like you might want to tow me to shore, just look me square in the averted gaze, and ask. I may just be able to deal with that whale on my own, I’ve got a lot of practice, you know? But maybe, and only if you’re up for it, I might really need you to be my Ahab.

We can be maddening, I know. You may just feel like washing your hands of us all together, it’s ok, we feel the same way about you sometimes. But we love each other, that’s why we’re here. And even when we can’t stand to be in the same hemisphere as one another, we love those babies. You love those babies with so much of you that it hurts to see them in any pain. They are such an integral part of your heart that even though they are not your own, you are willing to fight and die for their happiness. We cannot begin to express our gratitude for that. Our little people that sprang from our bodies emit so much Love and Warmth that the whole village came out to claim some part of them as their own. It is an awe inspiring experience to be able witness to that kind of power come from something so small. We are so blessed. Let’s fight for them. Not against each other.

Yipes! Can we have our heads back, or are you not through BITING THEM OFF!?

When I began this entry, I didn’t realize how much anger I had laying about, just waiting to be stirred up like the dust of a good spring cleaning. On my path of becoming a more confident parent, some old ghosts of yesterday’s battles showed up and I challenged them each to a duel. I shot them through one by one , but there they stood upright and smirking, until of course, I opened the curtain. You cannot kill a ghost, but you can bring it out into the light. And yell at it and say much more witty things than you did originally and win by having the most clever comebacks… Then you let it go, for it is the past… and is not actually in the room with you. So basically you are talking to yourself…


I want to especially thank my family for accepting my little and I exactly the way that we are and not expecting any more or less from us. I also want to say thank you to my friends, who aren’t even required by law to stick around and have been so supportive they should design their own line of brassieres.